{"id":814,"date":"2005-10-11T13:17:00","date_gmt":"2005-10-11T21:17:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/chriscorrigan.com\/blogs\/?p=814"},"modified":"2005-10-11T13:17:00","modified_gmt":"2005-10-11T21:17:00","slug":"what-to-do-with-all-that-time","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.chriscorrigan.com\/parkinglot\/what-to-do-with-all-that-time\/","title":{"rendered":"What to do with all that time?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Caitlin had another zinger last night while watching <a href=\"http:\/\/www.lordoftherings.net\/\">The Return of the King<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p> <b>Orc leader<\/b>: The time of man is over!  The time of the orcs has begun!<br \/>\n<b>Caitlin<\/b>:  What are they going to do with all that time?  Open cafes?\n<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>And the plot came crumbling down&#8230;!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Caitlin had another zinger last night while watching The Return of the King: Orc leader: The time of man is over! The time of the orcs has begun! Caitlin: What are they going to do with all that time? Open cafes? And the plot came crumbling down&#8230;!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"_wpas_customize_per_network":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-814","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/piBp1-d8","jetpack-related-posts":[],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.chriscorrigan.com\/parkinglot\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/814","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.chriscorrigan.com\/parkinglot\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.chriscorrigan.com\/parkinglot\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.chriscorrigan.com\/parkinglot\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.chriscorrigan.com\/parkinglot\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=814"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.chriscorrigan.com\/parkinglot\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/814\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.chriscorrigan.com\/parkinglot\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=814"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.chriscorrigan.com\/parkinglot\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=814"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.chriscorrigan.com\/parkinglot\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=814"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}