{"id":668,"date":"2005-03-02T20:24:00","date_gmt":"2005-03-03T04:24:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/chriscorrigan.com\/blogs\/?p=668"},"modified":"2005-03-02T20:24:00","modified_gmt":"2005-03-03T04:24:00","slug":"notes-from-a-small-scheming-mind","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.chriscorrigan.com\/parkinglot\/notes-from-a-small-scheming-mind\/","title":{"rendered":"Notes from a small scheming mind"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>My four-year old son: Mom?<br \/>\nMy wife, Caitlin: Yes?<br \/>\nSon: You know when you get really old?<br \/>\nCaitlin: Yes.<br \/>\nSon: And when you&#8217;re just about to die?<br \/>\nCaitlin: Yeeeesss&#8230;.<br \/>\nSon: Just in that moment&#8230;<br \/>\nCaitlin: Yes?<br \/>\nSon: Can you tell me where your wallet is?<\/p>\n<p>The kid&#8217;ll do anything for an advance on his allowance!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>My four-year old son: Mom? My wife, Caitlin: Yes? Son: You know when you get really old? Caitlin: Yes. Son: And when you&#8217;re just about to die? Caitlin: Yeeeesss&#8230;. Son: Just in that moment&#8230; Caitlin: Yes? Son: Can you tell me where your wallet is? The kid&#8217;ll do anything for an advance on his allowance!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"_wpas_customize_per_network":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-668","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/piBp1-aM","jetpack-related-posts":[],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.chriscorrigan.com\/parkinglot\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/668","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.chriscorrigan.com\/parkinglot\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.chriscorrigan.com\/parkinglot\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.chriscorrigan.com\/parkinglot\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.chriscorrigan.com\/parkinglot\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=668"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.chriscorrigan.com\/parkinglot\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/668\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.chriscorrigan.com\/parkinglot\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=668"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.chriscorrigan.com\/parkinglot\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=668"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.chriscorrigan.com\/parkinglot\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=668"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}