{"id":570,"date":"2004-10-28T01:46:48","date_gmt":"2004-10-28T09:46:48","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/chriscorrigan.com\/blogs\/?p=570"},"modified":"2004-10-28T01:46:48","modified_gmt":"2004-10-28T09:46:48","slug":"strange-stories-from-search-results","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.chriscorrigan.com\/parkinglot\/strange-stories-from-search-results\/","title":{"rendered":"Strange stories from search results"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>More recent searches that have brought visitors to Parking Lot:<\/p>\n<p><DIV><UL><br \/>\n  <LI>&#8220;i need a lot of dating and charting room websites&#8221;<\/LI><br \/>\n  <LI>&#8220;proactive + living&#8221;<\/LI><br \/>\n  <LI>&#8220;steven white toronto deleon white gallery&#8221;<\/LI><br \/>\n  <LI>&#8220;limestone manufacture Hungary&#8221;<\/LI><br \/>\n  <LI>&#8220;What happens is a step first cousin and a first cousin reproduce?&#8221;<\/LI><br \/>\n  <LI>&#8220;where can i find pictures of the viking Lief Eriksson?&#8221;<\/LI><br \/>\n  <LI>&#8220;an unanswered question in the Democracy in America by Alex de Tocqueville&#8221;<\/LI><br \/>\n  <LI>&#8220;lime t-shirt shop&#8221;<\/LI><br \/>\n  <LI>&#8220;living with husband that abuses alcohol&#8221;<\/LI><br \/>\n  <LI>&#8220;suzuki quotes ox searching&#8221;<\/LI><br \/>\n  <LI>&#8220;african culture and etiqutte&#8221;<\/LI><br \/>\n<\/UL><\/div>\n<p>There is an interesting narrative in here&#8230;a couple meet online looking for proactive living and interested in Euro-Canadian art and sculpture.  They turn out to be cousins.  They suspect that Leif Eriksson&#8217;s parents were also cousins.  In investigating that they uncover unanswered political questions and consider opening a specialty clothing store.  It doesn&#8217;t work out.  He leaves to pursue zen masters who use bovines as teaching tools and she takes a crash course in the manners of her new adopted homeland.<\/p>\n<p>The lesson:  don&#8217;t expect all the answers when visting Parking Lot.  <\/p>\n<p>And don&#8217;t marry if you are cousins<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>More recent searches that have brought visitors to Parking Lot: &#8220;i need a lot of dating and charting room websites&#8221; &#8220;proactive + living&#8221; &#8220;steven white toronto deleon white gallery&#8221; &#8220;limestone manufacture Hungary&#8221; &#8220;What happens is a step first cousin and a first cousin reproduce?&#8221; &#8220;where can i find pictures of the viking Lief Eriksson?&#8221; &#8220;an unanswered question in the Democracy in America by Alex de Tocqueville&#8221; &#8220;lime t-shirt shop&#8221; &#8220;living with husband that abuses alcohol&#8221; &#8220;suzuki quotes ox searching&#8221; &#8220;african culture and etiqutte&#8221; There is an interesting narrative in here&#8230;a couple meet online looking for proactive living and interested in &#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"_wpas_customize_per_network":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-570","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/piBp1-9c","jetpack-related-posts":[],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.chriscorrigan.com\/parkinglot\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/570","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.chriscorrigan.com\/parkinglot\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.chriscorrigan.com\/parkinglot\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.chriscorrigan.com\/parkinglot\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.chriscorrigan.com\/parkinglot\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=570"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.chriscorrigan.com\/parkinglot\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/570\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.chriscorrigan.com\/parkinglot\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=570"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.chriscorrigan.com\/parkinglot\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=570"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.chriscorrigan.com\/parkinglot\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=570"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}