{"id":349,"date":"2004-01-03T04:33:16","date_gmt":"2004-01-03T12:33:16","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/chriscorrigan.com\/blogs\/?p=349"},"modified":"2004-01-03T04:33:16","modified_gmt":"2004-01-03T12:33:16","slug":"107321963661465165","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.chriscorrigan.com\/parkinglot\/107321963661465165\/","title":{"rendered":"107321963661465165"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;m not sure, but <a href=\"http:\/\/www.defectiveyeti.com\/archives\/000795.html\">Matthew Baldwin&#8217;s experience<\/a> of a rare medical condition might just be the funniest thing I have read for a while.  <\/p>\n<p>And then I read the comments:<\/p>\n<div>&#8220;Dang me! Sorry you were in pain. Btw, I&#8217;ve had a kidney stone and been through childbirth (twice). It&#8217;s true. You do NOT want the kidney stone.&#8221;<\/div>\n<p>What a Christmas he had.  Here&#8217;s hoping 2004 is considerably meeker.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;m not sure, but Matthew Baldwin&#8217;s experience of a rare medical condition might just be the funniest thing I have read for a while. And then I read the comments: &#8220;Dang me! Sorry you were in pain. Btw, I&#8217;ve had a kidney stone and been through childbirth (twice). It&#8217;s true. You do NOT want the kidney stone.&#8221; What a Christmas he had. Here&#8217;s hoping 2004 is considerably meeker.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"_wpas_customize_per_network":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-349","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/piBp1-5D","jetpack-related-posts":[],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.chriscorrigan.com\/parkinglot\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/349","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.chriscorrigan.com\/parkinglot\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.chriscorrigan.com\/parkinglot\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.chriscorrigan.com\/parkinglot\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.chriscorrigan.com\/parkinglot\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=349"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.chriscorrigan.com\/parkinglot\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/349\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.chriscorrigan.com\/parkinglot\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=349"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.chriscorrigan.com\/parkinglot\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=349"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.chriscorrigan.com\/parkinglot\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=349"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}