Overheard…<\/p>\n
FLIGHT ATTENDANT<\/p>\n
Something to drink?<\/p>\n
PASSENGER<\/p>\n
Tea please.<\/p>\n
FLIGHT ATTENDANT<\/p>\n
Sorry, we’re out of tea.<\/p>\n
PASSENGER<\/p>\n
Damn these hard economic times.<\/p>\n
\u00a0<\/p>\n
——-<\/p>\n
PASSENGER ONE<\/p>\n
Hi there! Where have you been?<\/p>\n
PASSENGER TWO<\/p>\n
Travelling around the United States by train. I made it as far as Arkansas!<\/p>\n
PASSENGER ONE<\/p>\n
Really?<\/p>\n
PASSENGER TWO<\/p>\n
Yeah…I did the Arkansas trifecta: the Bill Clinton library, Wal-Mart headquarters and…and…what was the other one…? (scratching head)<\/p>\n
PASSENGER ONE<\/p>\n
Texas?<\/p>\n
—–<\/p>\n
CHECK IN CLERK<\/p>\n
Are you staying for two nights with us?<\/p>\n
GUEST<\/p>\n
No just one.<\/p>\n
CHECK IN CLERK<\/p>\n
Would you like a casino pass?<\/p>\n
GUEST<\/p>\n
If I wanted to take my chances, I’d have stayed here for two nights.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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